Currently, I've been working on contract in Alexandria, Virginia. Being the political hack that I am, I tuned into CNN while Tuesday Feb. 12th Potomac Primary votes were coming in. Then I saw that Republican Presidential candidate, Senator John McCain, was having a rally at a hotel only 10 minutes away from my hotel. I thought, "Why the heck not?"
So here's how to crash a political "party" event (in case you were wondering):
0. Remove the Obama button you were wearing earlier.
1. Upon entering the hotel, find out if they have a bar. Then watch whether other folks are actually paying for drinks. If not, then it's another bonus. Regardless, always leave a $1 tip for the barkeep to show you're not a moocher (although you are). Get a beer.